Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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