You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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