I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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