return my video game
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
babies were throwing up all over the place
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
