well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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