He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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