It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
is that a dick in a sweater?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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