I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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