i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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