Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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