in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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