so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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