that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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