the condom got lost in my hair
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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