i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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