some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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