She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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