i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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