New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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