In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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