Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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