We're like a lot better than the average bears
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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