Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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