Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm both gender and math confused
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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