Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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