i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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