she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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