Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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