She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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