just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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