i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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