is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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