Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
