I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I can't put those talents on a resume
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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