I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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