Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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