Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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