girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Bring me that man meat
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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