she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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