How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize