he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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