What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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