What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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