pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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