Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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