Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize