I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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