So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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