R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my being single is dangerous.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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