im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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