fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
