we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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