He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
