Sry I called you an 8
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
why do cheetos always look like penises
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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